"Media only publishes what people don't deserve to learn."

Real story about Media
I don’t think I need to elaborate with his good works and reforms as statistics doesn’t mean much nowadays. But would like to inform you that next time you watch the news, and the media might only create news that he was a “dictator”. Please keep in mind the above image. An estimated 9 Million people at his funeral and that’s a world record.

Hugo Rafael Chávez Frías was the President of Venezuela from 1999 until his death in 2013
 

"It is always better to confirm than to be confused."

Small joke on confusion
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was.

Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, "Go up there and take a look in the coffin and see
if that's your pa."

"Owning never ensures the Authority of Recovering."

Small Comic story on Owning

Morris was having a good time in Bangalore and was invited to a party. Unfortunately, during the evening, he lost his wallet.

So Morris, not being of the shy kind, stood on a chair and shouted, "Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, I've just lost my wallet with over $1,500 in cash in it. To the person that finds my wallet, I will give $150."

A voice from the back of the hall shouted, "I will give $175!"

"Authority is the biggest weapon to create Fear."

Funny Jokes on Fear
A young man decided to join the police force.  As a recruit he was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?”

He answered: “Call for backup.”

"Government- The best excuse for common man to escape from his duties."

Political Joke


Thank you for coming to our election campaign.

Last election we promised that there would be water taps in the whole village and we fulfilled that promise.

This election, we promise that if our party wins, there will be water, actually running from the taps.