“Transferring Responsibility is the best way to escape it."- Operator Jokes

A young man was having some money problems, and needed £200 to get his car fixed and roadworthy again, but had run out of people to borrow from.

So, he calls his parents via the operator, and reverses the charge and says to his father. "I need to borrow two hundred pounds," he says. At the other end, his father says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, son, I think there may be a bad line."

The boy shouts, "Two hundred. I need two hundred pounds!" "Sorry, I still can't hear you clearly," says his father. The operator cuts in, "Sorry to butt in, But I can hear him perfectly clearly."

The father says, "Good. YOU send him the money!"

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“Meaningful work is the main factor for proper outcome."- Stupid Incident

There were two guys working one would dig a hole, the other would come behind him. They worked furiously. A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn’t believe how hard these men were working, but couldn’t understand what they were doing.

Finally asked the hole digger, “I appreciate how hard you work, but what are you doing? You dig a hole and your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!”

The hole digger replied, Oh yeah, must look funny, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today.

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“Every Motive has its own reasoning."- Restaurant Jokes

A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks.  He asked why. The waiter said "Chopsticks were provided only on request."

"But," the man countered, "if you gave your patrons chop-sticks, you wouldn't have to pay someone to wash all the forks."

"True," the waiter shot back, "but we would have to hire three more people to clean up the mess."

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“Wife is the sweetest enemy in this world."- Wife Jokes

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Desk Sergeant.

“No, no, no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”

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