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“Relevance gets half of your job done.”- Support Jokes
A church in USA had a guest speaker and he is from India, part of an organization that our church supports. Before he started his sermon, he asked if anyone had called any customer support numbers recently.
When several people in the congregation raised their hands, he said, "That's good. That means you won't have too much trouble understanding my accent."
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“Never apply your smartness without knowing all the facts.”-Lawyer Jokes
A lawyer was walking by when he came upon a huge crowd on the road. He figured there was an accident and was eager to get to the injured parties but couldn’t due to the crowd.
Being a clever sort, he started shouting, “Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim”.
The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.
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“If Democracy was made to favor people, it would not have been framed by leaders.”-Political Jokes
A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?"
He replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If elected I promise..."
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“Change is always injected into the society by a source.”-Technology Jokes
What a difference 8 years makes: St. Peter's Square in 2005 and 2013
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“Money provokes everything in this world.”-Court Jokes
As a young lawyer working on my first big case, I was sitting in Federal District Court watching a prominent attorney question a witness. The attorney was trying, unsuccessfully, to elicit certain information.
Finally the judge turned to the witness and asked a question that
prompted the appropriate response. "Thank you, your honor," the attorney said. "How is it that you were able to get to the crux of the matter with one question after I had tried three times?"
"Easy," replied the judge. "I'm not paid by the hour."
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