“A Man who gives in when he is right is married.”- Maintenance Jokes

Man to a super cute air hostess: What’s your name?

Air Hostess: Eva Benz

Man: Lovely name. Any relationship with Mercedes Benz?

Air Hostess: Our maintenance cost is the same!

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“Focus on getting the job done, enlightens us with more ways to do it.”- Travelling Jokes

It was rush hour, and when the bus finally arrived, it was packed.

I tried to force my way on, but no one would budge, although there was ample room in the back.

Then the bus driver took over.

"Excuse me, Ladies and Gentlemen," he shouted.  "Will all the beautiful, smart people please move to the back of the bus, and all the ugly stupid people stay up front?"

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“Power loses its definition against Money.”- Old Age Jokes

An older man, not in the best physical condition, asked the Trainer in the gym, "I want to impress that beautiful girl. Which machine should I use?"

The trainer replied, "Use the ATM machine outside the gym!"

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“Humility is the greatest virtue of any Artist.”- Scientist Jokes

A group of leading scientists had done huge amounts of research in chemical analysis, and bio-chemistry. After many years of toil, they confronted the Lord about his "Creation" process. 

"We have studied and analyzed and learned, and have found that we can create life, the same as You did." said the scientists to Lord. 

"You can?" asked the Lord. 

"Yes.  We can create living forms, the same way You did. And faster too. And we'll prove it." The Lord replied, "Ok, prove it." 

So one of the scientists reached down and grabbed up a handful of dirt to put into a dish. 

"Uh uh uhhh" said the Lord. 

"What?" asked the scientists. 

"Get your OWN dirt!" 

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