“Extra smartness is a survival quality in the field of sales.”- Salesman Jokes

        An eager salesman was trying to have a country storekeeper carry his product, and finally tried to bribe the fellow with a bottle of champagne.

        "Oh, my conscience wouldn't let me take such a gift," the business owner protested.

        "What if I sell it to you for a dime?" asked the salesman.

        "In that case," replied the man, "I'll take two."

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“Art does not lie in the tool it emerges from the heart of an artist.”- Artist Jokes

        An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess. She looked at the photos and commented "These are very good! You must have a good camera."

                He didn't make any comment, but, as he was leaving to go home he said "That was a really delicious meal! You must have some very good pots."

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“Grabbing an Opportunity first, makes it half yours.”- Prayer Jokes

"Visiting St Patrick's Cathedral on a tour of New York City, my daughter and her children were awed by the sight.

The kids were especially curious about the votive candles, so my daughter asked if they'd each like to light one.

She explained that is it customary to say a prayer of petition or thanks, and she was careful to tell them that these are not like birthday candles.

"Do you have any questions?" she asked.

"No," said the 5-year-old, "but if there's a pony outside, it's mine."

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