“Winning doesn’t mean going with the best of options.”- Patient Jokes

A middle-aged man wasn't feeling well, so he went to the doctor for a check-up.

After a thorough examination, the doctor said, "Well, based on my examination, the best thing for you is to cut out all sweets and fatty foods, give up alcohol, and stop smoking."

The man said, "Well, to be honest with you, Doc, I don't deserve the best. What's the second best?"

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“Logic and ideas build on constant thinking.”- Student Jokes

In a high school science quiz, there was the question,

"When water becomes ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

Everyone answered,

"Its volume increases."

Well, almost everyone. One wise guy wrote,

"When water becomes ice, its price increases."

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“Right Way is always chosen by the Knowledge you persist.”- Wisdom Jokes

An angel suddenly appears at a college faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his exemplary behavior, he will be given his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom or beauty.

The dean picks infinite wisdom.

“Done!” says the angel and disappears.

All heads now turn toward the clean, who in all wisdom, slowly says, “I should have taken the money.”

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