“From the mode of Love, Passion; Greed, Jealousy develops.”- Art Jokes

Mrs. Moskowitz was trying to describe to the interior decorator exactly how she wanted her house done.

She said, "I leave the art and design entirely to you.  I ask only that whatever you do, it be spectacular. I want it done in such a way that when my dear best friend, Mrs. Finkelstein, should come in for the first time, she should instantly have a stroke with jealousy and drop dead."

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“Technology has a Habit of Addiction, towards its easy way of Thinking.”- Grandmother Jokes

I was teaching my 6-year-old granddaughter how to unbuckle her seat belt.

She asked, "Do I click the square?"

I said, "Yes."

She asked me, "Single click or double click?"

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“Knowledge will give you power but character respect.”- Yesterday Jokes

A Texan was taking a taxi tour of London, and was in a hurry.

As they went by the Tower of London the cabbie explained what it was and that construction started in 1346 and it was completed in 1412

The Texan replied, "Shoot, a little ol' tower like that? In Houston we'd have that thing up in two weeks!"

House of Parliament next - Started construction in 1544, completed 1618.

Heck boy, we put up a bigger one than that in Dallas and it only took a year!"

As they passed Westminster Abbey the cabby was silent. "Whoah! What's that over there?"

Darned if I know, wasn't there yesterday..."

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