"Certainty co-exists with marriage or wife.”- Anniversary Jokes

One of my customers at the Department of Motor Vehicles wanted a personalized license plate with his wedding anniversary on it. As we completed the paperwork he explained, "This way I can't forget the date."

A few hours later, I recognized the same young man waiting in my line. When his turn came, he said somewhat sheepishly, "I need to change the numbers on that plate application."

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"If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?"- Homework Jokes

A class in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it.

A boy handed in his slip and explained to the teacher, "My mom says I can take the course as long as there's no homework.

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"You're only young once, but you can be immature forever."- Glasses Jokes

The driver of a car with an ice-covered windshield had several near-accidents before being stopped by a police car.

"Don't you think it would help if you cleaned the ice off the windshield?" the officer asked.

"I don't think so," was the reply. "I left my glasses at home."

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