“Wrong has a very healthy relationship with Focus.”- Cartoons, Jokes, Quotes on Alcohol
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." He sat down.
The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: "Shall We Gather at the River."
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“How long a minute depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on?”- Jokes, Quotes, Cartoons on Hotel
One night at an economy motel, a business man ordered a 6 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, he awoke before 6, but the phone did not ring until 6:30. "Good morning," a young man said sheepishly. "This is your wake-up call."
Annoyed, he let the hotel worker have it. "You were supposed to call me at 6:00 AM!.... he complained. "What if he had a million-dollar deal to close this morning, and your oversight made me miss out on it?"
"Well, sir," the desk clerk quickly replied, "If you had a million-dollar deal to close, you probably wouldn't be staying in this motel!"
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