A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said “hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.”
“What do you mean?” said the pirate I feel fine.”
“What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.”
“Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m fine now.”
“Well, ok, but what about the hook? What happened to your hand?”
“It got cut off in a sword fight but they fitted a hook. I’m fine really.”
“What about the eye patch?”
“One day at sea a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one crapped in my eye.”
“You’re kidding, “said the bartender, “You couldn’t lose an eye just from some bird crap.”
“It was my first day with the hook.”
