One day, God calls Satan and says with a sneer: “So, how are things in Hell?”
Satan replies: “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air
conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. And there’s no telling
what this engineer is going to come up with next.”
conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. And there’s no telling
what this engineer is going to come up with next.”
“What!” God exclaims: “You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake — he should never have been sent to Hell… send him to me.”
“Not a chance,” Satan replies: “I like having an engineer on the
staff, and I’m keeping him!”
“Not a chance,” Satan replies: “I like having an engineer on the
staff, and I’m keeping him!”
God insists: “Send him back or I’ll sue.”
Satan laughs uproariously and answers: “Yeah, right. And where are you going to get a lawyer?”
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