“Pleasures have become mere duties/responsibilities.”- Fool Jokes

Broken Wazz into 2 Pieces
A miserly man was looking for a gift to give a friend. Everything was too expensive, except for a glass vase that had been broken, which he could get for almost nothing.

He asked the store to send it, hoping his friend would think it had been broken in transit.

In due time, he received a note: “Thanks for the vase, it was so thoughtful of you to wrap each peace separately.”